You‘re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal) (In The Style Of How The Grinch Stole Christmas!)

You're a mean one Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel Mr Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You have garlic in your soul Mr Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're a foul one Mr Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr Grinch

Given a choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a rotter Mr Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

You're a heart of dead tomato washed with moldy purple spots

Mr Grinch

You're a three decker sauerkrauten toadstool

Sandwich with arsenic sauce

You nauseate me Mr Grinch

With a nauseous super but nause

You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked horse

Mr Grinch

Your soul is an appalling dumping overflowing with the

Most disgraceful

Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up

In tangled up knots

You're a foul one Mr Grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks your soul is full of gunk Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe you are famouse and I quote

"Stink stank stunk"